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10. Good luck with that one, buddy.

Flying in a plane that’s going down is one of the biggest fears I have in my entire life. Part of what makes it so terrifying is that in my mind, it’s over at that point—even if we crash land in the ocean, the chances are good that the landing will be rough enough to either injure or kill me. If only I had the blind, insane faith that this man did. Nobody tell him the truth, this is too pure.

11. Ah, so that’s where that word comes from!

Although this one makes us laugh, it doesn’t give us a ton of confidence about what goes on in restaurant kitchens. Fortunately, there are people like the cook in this story who stand up to actual insanity like this. When ego gets in the way, people can do some pretty unbelievable things.

12. Unfortunately, this is a pretty popular theory these days.

Though it goes without saying, the internet has given rise to some pretty fringe and extremist communities. Some of it is about racism, some of it is about hyper-specific fandoms… but some of it about how the Earth is flat and nearly all scientific consensuses are not real. It’s funny how people who know so little about science are so confident that they know more than scientists do, but I guess that’s life. The second comment really says it all here.

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