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7. This story is incredible.

People can do some pretty inexplicable things when they’re drunk, so we’re going to have to chalk this one up to that. Otherwise, we have some serious concerns about the woman in this story. Though the story is hilarious, the final comment is really the icing on the cake here. That’s true about crows, by the way.

8. This one is so upsetting.

If you think too long about eating chicken eggs, it can start to weird you out a little bit. Still, there’s gotta be something kind of wrong with you if you take it to the next level of trying to combine human genetic material with a chicken egg… let alone thinking that it would successfully result in a human-chicken hybrid.’

9. I wouldn’t hold your breath on that bridge.

Hawaii is a beautiful place to visit, or a beautiful place to live if you happen to live there. The only issue is that it takes a pretty long time to get there, even if you fly. What you absolutely can’t do is drive there on a bridge across the Pacific Ocean. You would think that would be common sense. But you’d be wrong.

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