Most of us have a really romantic notion about what married life is going to be like… then reality hits. Apparently, it’s not all long walks on the beach, feeding each other chocolates, and cuddling on the sofa drinking wine every night like the lovey-dovey couples in the movies would lead us to believe. At least according to Twitter. When it comes to hard truths about marriage, Twitter users don’t hold back.
These 55 Hilarious Marriage Tweets reveal what marriage is really like, and it isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. It turns out, marriage is both incredibly rewarding and incredibly challenging at the same time. At least there is a lot to laugh about though.
1. Social media obligations
Marriage means you have a literal obligation to acknowledge your significant other’s birthday on social media. Failure to do so could result in a big fight. Sending out a birthday Tweet is basically the new modern equivalent of giving someone a greeting card.
2. New turn ons
Married couples are always looking for new ways to spice things up. Although, you might be surprised by what things actually turn you on. Sometimes, all it takes to reinvigorate a marriage is a little extra unplanned free time.
How you communicate with your partner completely changes. Texting little requests to them becomes totally acceptable. Although, you’ll probably need to be careful not to abuse the privilege too much.